Deal Gently for My Sake With the Young Man, Even With Absalom

I desire a good work!

I'm Blameless, I'm the husband of one wife, I'm vigilant, I'm sober, I'm of good behaviour, I'm given to hospitality, I'm apt to teach, I'm not given to wine, I'm no striker, I'm not greedy of filthy lucre but I'm patient, I'm not a brawler, I'm not covetous, I am one that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity, I'm not a novice, lest being lifted up with pride I fall into the condemnation of the devil. And I have a good report of them which are without; lest I fall into reproach and the snare of the devil.